Dr. Rodent's Original Threebear Rejuvenator

The third Nasty Rabbit collection.

COVER:

The concept of Nasty's involvement with medicine referenced in "Calling Dr. Rodent" - albeit, as a turn of the century huckster selling a useless elixir - is represented for the cover of the (as yet unreleased) book, Dr. Rodent's Original Threebear Rejuvenator. The cover picture is a framed portrait of Nasty in the guise of a frontier explorer holding a rifle, with suspicious legs of a dead Indian seen in the background.

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"For the book title, I tried to find an ingredient or substance that would produce only one result when looked up on the internet; something completely useless or totally phony, when claimed to be any kind of healer. I settled on "threebear," which in every internet search I did, came up with one result: dirt. I totally cracked myself up with that. Since then, I've noticed searching "threebear" on the internet brings up hundreds of results, thereby ruining the joke."

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Conditions or ailments supposedly cured by Dr. Rodent's Original Threebear Rejuvenator:
 * dropsy
 * pox
 * inflammation
 * lumbago
 * lockjaw
 * gout
 * gabardine
 * mumps
 * poor man's wobble
 * dandruff
 * crabs
 * McNuggets
 * bastic poombah
 * hair loss
 * warts
 * hemshaw
 * nivets
 * agnew
 * fartipiles
 * fangrot
 * jitters
 * bone spurs
 * DT's
 * grout
 * hives
 * toadstick
 * boils
 * wigwams
 * mange
 * fever
 * splunge